Hello puny french-fry. I am going to go on-and-on-and-on about my weekend that just so happens to be before thanksgiving. On Saturday I had a basketball game, and we won by nine points. I made zero baskets, as I had no chance of making one from the distance I had the ball from the hoop. In my first basketball game (two weeks ago) I had a foul called on me. I tried to strip the ball from a kid, and then I was reminded that you can only strip the ball in football. Then on Sunday one of my friends came over, and we mindlessly played video-games because it is very cold outside, and I didn't feel like freezing my butt off in the middle of the afternoon. Also on Saturday my family watched the movie Elf. Elf is about a human who was brought into Santa's workshop, and is trying to find his real father in New York City. Will Farrell played this elf, so as you can imagine, this did not go very well for the elf. And obviously, he is like a 30 year-old elf roaming the streets of New York, in a funny little "suit". At like Five 'O clock on Sunday, I attempted to draw in the art style Meme. The first thing I drew was the "L.O.L. Face" which is basically a guy looking really surprised opening his mouth in the shape of a peanut, this is one of the most awkward pictures I have ever seen. I also drew the Troll Face which turned into me drawing Brian Griffin from Family Guy (I do NOT watch family guy just in case you would think that my parents think that show is appropriate).That is all I have to say about your face, so thank you for reading this, and Goodbye. This is my impression of you.
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Hello little person. Today I am typing about the book Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. This book is about Andrew Wiggin (Not Wiggum). A Six year old that I'd assume he's in Kindergarten due to the whole Six-year-old thing. He is getting beaten up by an older boy, and fights back. The I.F. (the futuristic N.S.A. other wise known as the international fleet) saw these actions, and decided that he should fight in the war. This war is a war against these bug-like creatures called formals, or buggers. He is sent up to train for this war as a "launchee" (a recruit that was just launched to battle school). I can't really say too much more without giving away major plot parts, so i won't continue explaining the story. I will instead waste your time explaining what I thought about the book. I really enjoyed this book. It was the first book I read this school year. Shortly after I finished this book, the kids in A.E.L.P. did book clubs, and some of their books were, Ender's Game and I had quite the discussion with one of them. I have always enjoyed laughing about people reaction to anything and even everything. I've showed people videos that are supposed to startle them by like some sort of stuffed narwhal popping out from the middle of nowhere making a screeching sound. I sadly don't have a video like that one, but I just pull one off of the internet and put my mobile device right up to their eyes, they get confused about what's going on, concerned about my mental state, and then screaming for their mommy. Okay, that's all I have to say right now. Thank you and, Goodbye! This is obviously the cover of the book, if you thought that this was a Craigslist ad, you need to go see a psychiatrist.
Today we watched a music video by the band One Republic called I lived. It was revolving around a 15 year old child named Bryan. He has the disorder Cystic Fibrosis. Which from my understanding is something that is passed down due to the conditions of your parents. What are the affects you say? One affect I remember is that they cannot breathe very well. So every day they have a treatment that is sort of like a nebuliser, and they wear a vest that shakes, so their lungs can clear out. When they try to exhale hardly, it can hurt them very bad. Every day they feel like they have a cold, or there is mucus in their throat. This does not sound pleasant at all to me, and I would not like to go through this. It isn't some highly contagious virus going around. It's something that passes down through a gene. If it was a virus I would quarantine myself for like 30 years until I was sure that I wouldn't catch it. Somehow Bryan was able to bike thousands of miles and raise 150,000.00 UKC ($300,000.00). This is very impressive in my opinion. Thank you for reading this, I was just writing about the video in the form of a post. This was not supposed to be entertaining what-so-ever. Goodbye! This is a Haiku Deck I made about Robert De La Salle. Not much explaining is needed, so enjoy!. Robert De La Salle - Created with Haiku Deck, presentation software that inspires This is a Thinglink that I made using the website ThingLink. A thinglink is an interactive image with tags. Sorta like the face tag on Facebook, except you need to select the area you wanna tag. We were supposed to make it about The Unknown. Not some sort of movie called the unknown, but things that are unknown or unknown-ish. I chose the Titanic. Okay, enjoy this Inquiry piece of history! Don't bother complaining if the HTML source isn't responding. just hit the computer where the hard drive is, and it'll respond... eventually.
We have been discussing things that we should say more often, and we had twenty choices. So... let me guess, you want to know what it is! Okay then. I’ve got barbecue sauce on my shirt, too. Whenever I point out something that happened to someone, I usually don't point out that I've either done the same, or it literally JUST happened to me. For example, I will use my memory (which would be crammed at the VERY back of my brain) to try to explain a situation that happened to me that I should have said that. Me and #### were playing a video game together, and... he accidentally walked over a landmine, and I just laughed like Nelson from The Simpsons, and didn't even point out that I did the same thing literally 30 seconds ago. He actually LAUGHED about it, and I guess this happened when I was in 2nd Grade so... I didn't really know better, and I was playing with a 5th grader so, yeah... you know what kind of decisions I made when it game to strategic war games. MORAL: Don't let a 2nd grader play RTS games unless he actually knows what "STRATEGY" means. SECOND MORAL: Teach your kid manners!!!! You like corn dogs eh? WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!
I read yet ANOTHER article... *LINK* ya know what? Just read the summary! Harbin's 30th Ice and Snow Festival Is Spectacular From Dogo News suggests the Ice Festival is a place for people to experience a masterpiece. Ok, here's my criticism. It's a nice place, but the swimming I think is a little inhumane. I mean, why in the world would somebody want to swin in hypothermia cold water in swim trunks? Now THAT is just wrong! Other than that, yeah it seems pretty nice, although, I don't feel like sleeping in an ice hotel. :\ Thank you, and GOODBYE! Somebody's gotta post this picture somewhere to show how inhumane it is! I don't care WHERE Twitch, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or even Linked in! It's just so inhumane! We have also been working on text-evidence, so... here's the text-evidence on this article.
Why do people visit the Harbin Ice Festival? One reason is that there is a lot of fun things to do at the festival The 5th paragraph states “Songhua River for a quick dip, practice their 'triple lutz' on the ice skating rink and even show off their snowboarding slalom skills on the snow covered hills.” The 7th paragraph says “While it may not appear to be so, March is the best time to visit, because the last visitors not only get to enjoy the sculptures, but also, bring them down, one ice pick blow at a time!” I read and summarized an article about teenagers needing to sleep later. LINK. Sleepy Teens Get a Later Wake-Up Call from NEWSELA shows that high schools start too early, and teenagers need to sleep later than schools allow them to. I actually agree with this article, I know what it feels like to feel sleepy during school partially because it's like that every day but, what I didn't really like, was the fact that it didn't note the fact that pubergenic "pre-teens" need to sleep in too! I would know that because I am one! (I know pubergenic MIGHT not be a word, but it just might be.) Schools should start at 11:12 AM for high schoolers. Yes, I know 11:12 AM seems awfully specific, but that actually seems like a legitimate time for teenagers to need to wake up! My neighbor literally FELL ASLEEP during class! Now, I would very much like to apologize for how um... enthusiastic I sound about SLEEPING, but really! Sleep is important! God has Jesus sleep when he was born! Didn't he? SLEEP IS IMPORTANT TO LIFE!!!!! Thank you for reading this post, and GOODBYE! And NO you cannot POKE the yellow child!
We have been working on summarizing SHORT STORIES using some random method called S.W.B.S.T. (Somebody Wanted But So Then). aaaand... all of us made Animotos (Slide Shows) on them, I apologize if you end up being scarred for life because of this video. Thank you, and goodbye. Please leave a comment to let me know what you think!
One of those two things that happened this week would be..... I IMPROVED MY TRUMPET SKILLS! I learned how to *ppvht* better! Or, I learned how to play the trumpet better... Oh, and I also learned how to play a G, F, and uh... E. Another one of those things would be that I was able to do the "12 Minute Run" in P.E. without passing out, or dying. Now, let's not get unrealistic here, I did collapse one, or two times, but I still made it! So... yeah, that's pretty much it. Goodbye now! Can I get a like and a Tweet for the picture?
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